His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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