Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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