Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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