just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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