...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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