SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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