i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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