its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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