I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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