Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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