sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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