Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
two words...techno handjob
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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