the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
