Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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