I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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