it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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