I like my sex mixed with concussions.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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