can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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