It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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