my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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