I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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