that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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