did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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