mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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