The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
did you just send me my own nude
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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