i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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