...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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