I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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