For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
love makes seman taste better
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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