R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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