Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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