Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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