...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
FUCK WHALES
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