i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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