Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Sober January is a disaster.
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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