at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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