Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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