Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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