Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I smell like Dick and happiness
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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