He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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