Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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