I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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