I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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