Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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