my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
