Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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