Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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