Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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