I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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