Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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