Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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