Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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