i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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