omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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