TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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